1. New York. The stupid John Abraham hindi movie. Bad acting, bad script, decent script blown to melodramatic proportions, thus made bad. Oh, and the director's ENDLESS obsession with slow motion takes that make you want to pull your arm off - its like he was in competition with The Matrix, won that competition, but went on because he'd forgotten how to stop.
2. Bad acting. Something New York is replete with. IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT TO SCREAM! JUST F**KING SCREAM! THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO NEED TO MAKE STUPID MOUSE FACES IN THE MIDDLE OF A SCREAMING SEQUENCE! The most depressing part is that the stupid white extras were actually better than the lead actors. Except Irrfan Khan, of course:P
3. People who get away with making shit like this, just because it shows the States up and reeks of pro-Indian sentiment. I'm not saying illegally detaining innocent non-terrorists is good, I'm saying that letting whoever it was that wrote New York lose in the world was a bad idea.
4. People who come to the movies with you, and when you complain about how the movie was bad, say things like, 'But the concept was so good. You're just a cynic. On purpose.'
Communism was a fantastic concept, too sweetie. But then it belched out Stalin. Just like some stupid my-life-in-America-is-unfair-but-I'm-still-going-to-live-here-and-cry-about-it NRI crackhead was belched out of what could have been quite a moving story if it had been allowed to develop into one.
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